So I showed one of my imaginary friends, let’s call him Dogda, my blog today, and he told me that there were no adventures to look at. This post is going to be a short “adventure” (not really) post!
Here is me introducing Dogda to my blog.
As you can see, he doesn’t entirely approve of my content.
I have no clue where to go from here to make this post an adventure. I’m just going to make up some events that are really imaginary.
Dogda and I decided to take a few laps around his home in Florida while we talked about random things, like how he wants to do unpaid work for me even after retirement : ) It was nice and all, but I kept getting bit by mosquitoes and he did too. I wanted to stay out longer in order to experimentally determine who got bit by mosquitoes more because he said that whenever he’s around, no one gets bit by mosquitoes. Eventually, he convinced me to go indoors since it was so hot and humid. As we went inside, we ran into his sister that I never saw. Dogda always talks about his sister, but she’s not home often. It was a rare occasion! Dogda took out some board games and we started playing them. At some point, the lights went out and I asked Dogda if there was a hurricane nearby or something. He told me there was, but that he wasn’t evacuating and that the only reason why he let me hang out with him was because of the hurricane. Friends through thick and thin right?
The hurricane wasn’t that bad (I mean, it didn’t exist for me). There was a lot of water though, so we got a kayak and started to kayak around his house. Gotta make sure we don’t kayak into cars or anything. It was quite refreshing to be outside after the storm weather, but then Dogda tipped my boat over >: ( Then I went to him and tipped his boat over. We ended up hitting each other with tree branches while wading through the water. It’s like trying to fight someone in space kind of. I kind of broke Dogda’s arm with my tree branch (that’s right, my tree branch broke his arm). He stopped talking to me after that . . .
End story.
Here’s a screenshot of how the blog title was decided.
I behave like a particle?
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