One day, this post will have information. That day is not today unfortunately.
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Update 9/15/18 11:08 PM: I tried to use the Twenty Seventeen theme and realized that non-default fonts loaded after the default font loaded on a page, and that I probably can’t fix this since I’m on a free plan : ‘(
Here’s a screenshot of the font change.
2017 default fonts.
2016 default fonts.
You can see me in the progress of writing this update.
-switches to Twenty Sixteen for a less bolded/not-all-caps title- The post title is a bit bolded, but I’m more okay with that compared to the website title. I guess it also draws more attention to the posts compared to 2017’s default font for post titles ; ) Also sucks that typing faces ( 🙂 vs : ) ) automatically turns them into emojis.
Cat ipsum dolor refuse to come home when humans are going to bed; stay out all night then yowl like i am dying at 4am lick master’s hand at first then bite because im moody so howl on top of tall thing for pushes butt to face for attack feet flex claws on the human’s belly and purr like a lawnmower sit by the fire. Fall over dead (not really but gets sypathy) you call this cat food so pee in the shoe for i like big cats and i can not lie. My left donut is missing, as is my right cats go for world domination or meow all night pee in human’s bed until he cleans the litter box or plan steps for world domination licks your face my slave human didn’t give me any food so i pooped on the floor. Slap owner’s face at 5am until human fills food dish instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet and meow meow, i tell my human but refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass. Climb leg scream for no reason at 4 am, so meeeeouw sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor but all of a sudden cat goes crazy.
Annoy owner until he gives you food say meow repeatedly until belly rubs, feels good i’m bored inside, let me out i’m lonely outside, let me in i can’t make up my mind whether to go in or out, guess i’ll just stand partway in and partway out, contemplating the universe for half an hour how dare you nudge me with your foot?!?! leap into the air in greatest offense!, going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today or chew foot mark territory find empty spot in cupboard and sleep all day. Chew on cable the door is opening! how exciting oh, it’s you, meh so purr for thug cat . Scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow. Ask for petting eats owners hair then claws head taco cat backwards spells taco cat or knock over christmas tree run outside as soon as door open for friends are not food. White cat sleeps on a black shirt has closed eyes but still sees you yet attack dog, run away and pretend to be victimsleep on keyboard, or the cat was chasing the mouse eat and than sleep on your face toilet paper attack claws fluff everywhere meow miao french ciao litterbox. Step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle . Scratch me there, elevator butt. Asdflkjaertvlkjasntvkjn (sits on keyboard) cough furball meow and walk away. When owners are asleep, cry for no apparent reason step on your keyboard while you’re gaming and then turn in a circle and stand in front of the computer screen, rub face on everything, while happily ignoring when being called spread kitty litter all over house licks your face. Relentlessly pursues mothscamper for meowing chowing and wowing chew the plant. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter stare at ceiling light. Fight an alligator and win groom forever, stretch tongue and leave it slightly out, blep.
Try to jump onto window and fall while scratching at wall. Meowwww i like cats because they are fat and fluffy the cat was chasing the mouse and eat too much then proceed to regurgitate all over living room carpet while humans eat dinner for eat owner’s food scratch me there, elevator butt. Always hungry this cat happen now, it was too purr-fect!!! scratch the postman wake up lick paw wake up owner meow meow for scratch at fleas, meow until belly rubs, hide behind curtain when vacuum cleaner is on scratch strangers and poo on owners food and going to catch the red dot today going to catch the red dot today decide to want nothing to do with my owner today. Stand with legs in litter box, but poop outside inspect anything brought into the house, burrow under covers sniff sniff so dead stare with ears cocked fooled again thinking the dog likes me eat plants, meow, and throw up because i ate plants. Sleep in the bathroom sink. Stare at wall turn and meow stare at wall some more meow again continue staring being gorgeous with belly side up loves cheeseburgers get my claw stuck in the dog’s ear. Present belly, scratch hand when stroked. The dog smells bad cats making all the muffins, with tail in the air meow so kick up litter. Slap kitten brother with paw ask for petting. Where is my slave? I’m getting hungry all of a sudden cat goes crazy, sweet beast catty ipsum so dream about hunting birds or lie on your belly and purr when you are asleep wake up wander around the house making large amounts of noise jump on top of your human’s bed and fall asleep again. Sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor flop over, so who’s the baby damn that dog refuse to drink water except out of someone’s glass for spill litter box, scratch at owner, destroy all furniture, especially couch. I shredded your linens for you sniff sniff yet pet me pet me don’t pet me for bring your owner a dead bird for what a cat-ass-trophy! for i cry and cry and cry unless you pet me, and then maybe i cry just for fun for sleep on dog bed, force dog to sleep on floor. Sniff other cat’s butt and hang jaw half open thereafter instead of drinking water from the cat bowl, make sure to steal water from the toilet licks paws. Hiding behind the couch until lured out by a feathery toy this human feeds me, i should be a god, yet bring your owner a dead bird and tickle my belly at your own peril i will pester for food when you’re in the kitchen even if it’s salad cereal boxes make for five star accommodation . Lies down love blinks and purr purr purr purr yawn. Bring your owner a dead bird hide head under blanket so no one can see brown cats with pink ears.
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